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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!
THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
in which what they have in common
the avengers? more like how many times can thor and loki almost kiss before there’s a riot in the theater lobby
Do the harlem shake???
But the last time I did the harlem shake
I kinda… shook… Harlem
wow, this is amazing
Marvel Phase One Valentine Cards
Bonus:
The Avengers: 90s recast - Leonardo DiCaprio as Loki
One of the fun aspects of Django Unchained was Leonardo DiCaprio as the “boy king” of Candieland, instead of the older man the script initially featured. So this Loki would basically be the guy who grows up into Calvin Candie; and in MCU, Loki is supposed to be young (younger than Thor, who is quintessentially an impulsive young buck). So, instead of The Man In The Iron Mask, DiCaprio portrays the sneering, sniveling, but somewhat sympathetic Loki. And, in a curious repeat of history, teenage girls abound to explain away his every evil deed as a bunch of martyrdom.
And no, he doesn’t win an Oscar for his performance.
Avengers fandom is like this thing that stays quiet and placid for ages but can explode at any time and completely wipe out the rest of tumblr in one fell swoop.
You guys, we’re not a fandom: we’re a time bomb.
there was an idea to bring a group of remarkable people..
Whovengers
Fury = The Doctor: Both look after their bands of misfits, and defend the Earth.
Tony = Jack: International/intergalactic playboys willing to die for the greater good. Many times over in Jack’s case.
Steve = Martha: Underdogs who became heroes, fighting tyrants for freedom and justice.
Bruce = Donna: Both forced to embrace a personality they didn’t want. The only difference is, Donna no longer remembers what it was like to be fully her.
Natasha = Amy: Both badass redheads with pasts they tend to run from.
Clint = Rory: Soldier types who always come as a package deal with their badass redhead.
Phil = Mickey: Both The Man In Havana, both eventually drawn to Big Fucking Guns.
Maria = River: The capable second-in-command.
Thor = Rose: Both channel godlike powers (that they had to prove themselves worthy of.) Also, both blonde.
Loki = The Master: These two would get on like a house on fire…no survivors.Thor is Rose
I quit life this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Oh my god, Martha as Cap. MY CREYS.
Martha as — yes, what you said exactly.
Best ever.
I approve of everything this post chooses to be.
It all makes perfect sense. Seriously… it’s all perfect.
Oh my gosh, if Loki and The Master teamed up… END OF THE WORLD.
SO MUCH SENSE ALL OF THE SENSE
SERIOUSLY PERFECT
Nope.
(Source: lokilosesit)
